Joke of The Day

Subject: Doctor's Office Sometimes these things are hilarious....

Doctor's Office......... This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office as towhy you are there, and you have to answer in front ofothers what's wrong. Sometimes it is embarrassing.There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this oldguy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting roomAnd approached the desk.... The Receptionist said,"Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.The receptionist became irritated and said, "YouShouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and saythings like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"He said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused someembarrassment in this room full of people. You shouldhave said there is something wrong with your ear orsomething and discussed the problem further withthe doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions inA room full of strangers, if the answer couldembarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and thenre-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowingHe had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with yourear, Sir??" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!