Iphone Shuffle - Weird Al- Saga Begins

It's going to come out sooner or later. So I guess I should just admit it now. My name is Joe and I love Weird Al. There I said it. I know that his music is very silly and that's the way I like it.

This morning I was jamming to this song. It's Weird Al's version of American Pie, set to Star Wars lyrics. Not only is American Pie one of my favorite songs, but adding Weird Al and Star Wars to it, makes this a Home Run.

Hot For Words

There are several celebrities that are famous not for tv or movies, but for only the internet. Hot For Words is one of You Tube's most famous.

Her real name is Marina Orlova. She is a Russian-born philologist. According to the website wisegeek.com:

"A philologist is a type of linguist, though the exact meaning of the term has changed over the years. Philology literally means "love of words," and the field often deals with literature more than other branches of linguistics do."

Marina uses her sex appeal to increase her viewship. However, she always teaches something about a word or phrase. I enjoy her videos and always learn something new.

http://www.hotforwords.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_For_Words

Joke of The Day

Subject: Doctor's Office Sometimes these things are hilarious....

Doctor's Office......... This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office as towhy you are there, and you have to answer in front ofothers what's wrong. Sometimes it is embarrassing.There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this oldguy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting roomAnd approached the desk.... The Receptionist said,"Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.The receptionist became irritated and said, "YouShouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and saythings like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"He said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused someembarrassment in this room full of people. You shouldhave said there is something wrong with your ear orsomething and discussed the problem further withthe doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions inA room full of strangers, if the answer couldembarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and thenre-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowingHe had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with yourear, Sir??" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

Have You Ever Heard The One About....

Email jokes. We all get them. Some of them are cute and make you go Awwww. Some are stupid and some are downright funny. This morning, while I was going through my email, I found a funny one that my friend Loren sent me. I thought it was good enough to post here. So here is a new feature of All Things Joe: The Joke of the Day. I'll do my very best to keep them on the cleaner side. Not sure why but the dirty one's always seem to be funnier.

Snl Beyonce and Justin Timberlake Parody Single Ladies

Here's SNL, doing what they do best.

Iphone Shuffle - Beyonce - Single Ladies

This is another great song that I was listening to today. It's another one of those 'can't get out of your head songs'. But I also think that the video had pushed it to hit status.

Plus the skit on SNL was very funny too.

Just Another Day at Walgreens Part 2

This is the same area after I spent the whole day cleaning up his mess.

Just Another Day at Walgreens

I had another tough day at work today. Working at a Walgreens can be a challenge. However, that comes with the job.

For those of you who do not know, Walgreens has decided to put a "Health Care Clinic" in my store. This will be 2 examination rooms with a nurse practitioner that can give simple prescriptions. Sounds like a good idea right? Well I think it stinks. To do this half of my stockroom will be taken away. This would not be a problem for a quiet store. But it is a big problem for one of the busiest stores in Philadelphia.

We knew that this was going to happen for a while and the time is now here. For the last week, workers from Walgreens have been taking my stockroom apart. Today I had a mover who was very impatient and took apart a desk without waiting for me. When he was done. This is what he left me.

Needless to say, I was not a happy camper.

NASA and Google Launch Virtual Exploration of Mars

This was a neat website. If you have ever searched the globe with Google Earth, then you know how addictive that website is. Now you can do the same with Mars!

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/ames/home/index.html

http://www.google.com/mars/
http://earth.google.com/

Batman: Arkham Asylum - Environment Trailer

This is a new video game that is coming out soon. Even though they don't show alot, it still looks creepy!