US to Trade Gold Reserves for Cash!

US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

Why didn't I think of that! :)

Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot on House Floor

Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor

Here's the latest from The Onion!!

The Onion: Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics to Find Cause of Dorm Fire

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

The Folks at The Onion are back! Do they have enough evidence?

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Here's a new one from The Onion. Any true Star Trek fan will know exactly what they are talking about! :)

The new Star Trek film opens tomorrow! I'm going to see it then! Very excited!!

The Onion - Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions

Here is a new news story from The Onion.

"Uganda's Ambassador is threatening to abolish the Committee on Conferences and author the draft calendar of conferences and meetings himself. "

It really shows the power of the United Nations!

:)

The Onion - Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator

Here is The Onion with more Breaking News. The things that they find in caves these days...

The Onion: Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Crabs Pose No Threat

Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

I'm not worried at all.

The Onion - Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology for Affair

Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

Here's another great one from The Onion.

The Onion - Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine $2.2 Million to Run Photos of Her Baby

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine $2.2 Million To Run Photos Of Her Baby

Here's The Onion again, doing what they do best. This time their target is JLH.

The Onion - Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Here's The Onion doing what they do best. :)